Hardee's can bite me!

If there has ever been a company that has pissed me off more with crappy advertising, it's Hardee's. As if I didn't hate them enough for the piss-poor food they serve in the first place, but they had to shove their retarded commercials in my face, too. First of all, the sound of chewing is freakin' disgusting, and what did they do?? They shoved a microphone down somebody's throat and made it ridiculously loud! I don't know about you, but my mom backhanded me for chewing with my mouth open! I mean, what the hell are you, a freakin' cow?? Close your freakin' mouth!! But the commercials that get me the most are the ones where guys are trying to make breakfast. One has a guy looking around his fridge for some eggs, sausage, biscuits, etc. and of course, his lazy, slob of an ass doesn't have any, so naturally, Hardee's is the logical solution...or maybe, GO TO THE DAMN GROCERY STORE!! That's definitely not the worst though! The worst ones are one with a guy trying to open a can of biscuits and then another with a guy trying to make a bowl of cereal. The biscuits guy is knocking the can on the counter, biting it, whatever and can't get it open. Here's an idea, PEEL OF THE LABEL!!!! And the cereal tard just speaks for himself. Seriously, if you can't open a can of biscuits or make a bowl of cereal, you probably don't have the mental capacity to drive a car down to the Hardee's or even operate the telephone to call anybody to take you there. Let's face it, you probably wouldn't even have the intelligence to function in society!! So, thank you so much Hardee's for attributing massive amounts of retardedness to every guy in America!! And I'd just like to say that any and all breakfasts that I have EVER made have been and will ALWAYS be infinitely more delicious than ANYTHING on your breakfast menu!