Experience??

I know it's been a while since I've posted anything, but this could go hand-in-hand with the last post about liberals shutting up...now they REALLY need to shut up. Specifically, I'm referring to the liberal media and their insatiable attacks against Sarah Palin. Now, I'm not saying that she's the most experienced politician, but let's delve into this a bit deeper. Let's look at her resume. She became mayor of Wasilla, AK in 1996. She served two terms, the second of which ended in 2002. After making an unsuccessful run for Lieutenant Governor in 2002, she was appointed to the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission. She became the committee's chairperson in 2003. From 2003 to 2005, she was also a director of Ted Stevens Excellence in Public Service, Inc. Then in 2006, she was elected governor of the state of Alaska. Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I think those are all governmental positions of leadership. Also, what gets me the most is that she is the GOP's VICE-PRESIDENTIAL candidate, not it's PRESIDENTIAL candidate. I think the attacks are focused on her because they certainly can't even begin to find anything to say about John McCain's service record. Plus what's even more ridiculous is that they are so hellbent on smearing Palin, they are blind to the fact the Democratic Presidential candidate has an extreme lack of experience. That's right. If you're swallowing what the liberal media is feeding you, let me enlighten you...Barack Obama was elected as a state senator in Illinois in 1997 and served until 2004. He was then elected to the U.S. Senate in 2005 where he still serves. Once again, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Sarah Palin held a political office a year before the illustrious Mr. Obama became an Illinois state senator, so doesn't that mean she is a little more experienced than Obama? And we're talking about the man the Democrats want to be your PRESIDENT, people!! I may not have been alive for that many elections, but I can say this one has got to be the biggest joke when it comes to the attacks by the media. After they are done attacking Mrs. Palin's "lacking credentials," they begin to attack her family. To me, that only proves that they have nothing of any real or substantial value to say against her, so they have make stuff up. And Obama keeps touting this "change" he will bring to Washington. Well, he's been there since January of 2005, so what has he changed? Oh, he and his liberal, do-nothing buddies in Congress must be the reason for the change in the economy, considering that's when it started to slump (and everybody points the finger at Bush, HA!) The only thing that will change if Obama is elected will be taxes. So, America, wake the hell up and step away from the trough of crap the media is feeding you! Slán agus beannacht leat!

Liberals....STFU!!!!

OK, I've neglected doing this forever. Sue me. Anyway, there are a lot of things that piss me off, but good lord, liberals jerks with their crybaby agendas are one of the things I hate the most! I've just been an argument with some asshole on WRAL who is obviously a liberal guilt shoveling pansy. The argument stemmed from me noticing that his post had absolutely NOTHING to do with the story, so I called him out on it. Let's set the stage...

WRAL runs a story about how the death rate due to cancer have dropped in the U.S. I see that there are some comments and I'm curious to see what people are saying. The first few posts are very positive, which makes since. Yea!! People are beating cancer! Woohoo! I mean, duh. Then I read a post from some whiny prick saying how we spend so much money on making guns, bombs, etc. and how we're killing people in Iraq....well, you can read, so here:

"We spend lots of money on bombs,guns,gases.We kill 40,000 people in iraq ,not to mention other countries.Thank goodness we are saving ourselves from cancer.Cause we seem to have problems protecting us from ourselves."

COME ON!!! I mean, really! What kind of an loser are you?!? So I respond and tell him that he should stick to the positive side of things and if it weren't those guns, bombs, etc. then we wouldn't be where we are today. The response I got told me that I was wrong, that I shouldn't call him names (which he does to me in a later post), and basically that he hates where we are. Seriously! If I could choke somebody through my computer, it would have to be this whiny, liberal bitch.

If you're a whiny, liberal bitch and you're reading this, do me a favor, when somebody shares a positive story, don't shift the focus to what you think is "wrong with the world" and simply accept the fact that some good things do happen! And another thing, stop bitching and doing. Talk is cheap and it solves nothing. If you think your fellow man is suffering, when was the last time you volunteered for something like Habitat for Humanity? I always hear liberals complain about how bad people have it, but that's as far as it goes. Hell, studies have shown that contributions to charitable organizations come, most often, out the pockets of the people in the Bible belt. We're talking about poor, conservative folks who usually can't afford shit in the first place, but they think there's always somebody worse off than them. People like my family. My parents don't much, but time and time again, I've watched my daddy give time and money to people who needed it. And you know what, I'm DAMN proud of that and I pray that I can be as half as good as my parents are! So think about this the next time you want to run your mouth about how bad you think everything is and get off your ass and do something more than just complain! Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde!

Hardee's can bite me!

If there has ever been a company that has pissed me off more with crappy advertising, it's Hardee's. As if I didn't hate them enough for the piss-poor food they serve in the first place, but they had to shove their retarded commercials in my face, too. First of all, the sound of chewing is freakin' disgusting, and what did they do?? They shoved a microphone down somebody's throat and made it ridiculously loud! I don't know about you, but my mom backhanded me for chewing with my mouth open! I mean, what the hell are you, a freakin' cow?? Close your freakin' mouth!! But the commercials that get me the most are the ones where guys are trying to make breakfast. One has a guy looking around his fridge for some eggs, sausage, biscuits, etc. and of course, his lazy, slob of an ass doesn't have any, so naturally, Hardee's is the logical solution...or maybe, GO TO THE DAMN GROCERY STORE!! That's definitely not the worst though! The worst ones are one with a guy trying to open a can of biscuits and then another with a guy trying to make a bowl of cereal. The biscuits guy is knocking the can on the counter, biting it, whatever and can't get it open. Here's an idea, PEEL OF THE LABEL!!!! And the cereal tard just speaks for himself. Seriously, if you can't open a can of biscuits or make a bowl of cereal, you probably don't have the mental capacity to drive a car down to the Hardee's or even operate the telephone to call anybody to take you there. Let's face it, you probably wouldn't even have the intelligence to function in society!! So, thank you so much Hardee's for attributing massive amounts of retardedness to every guy in America!! And I'd just like to say that any and all breakfasts that I have EVER made have been and will ALWAYS be infinitely more delicious than ANYTHING on your breakfast menu!

Shock Treatment

OK, this is something that's been pissing me off for a looooong time. All of this stupid "shock treatment" that people are using to try and "inform" people about how bad some things are. The first thing that irritates me are these TRU advertisements where people try and tell me how terrible tobacco is. Look, I know tobacco, well, at least smoking it is bad, chewing is a different story, but I won't get into that right now, and seriously, if you didn't know that it was bad, let me give you some advice...go to Lowe's, buy a hammer, and hit yourself in the head with it for about an hour because you are a RETARD!!! SERIOUSLY!!! Showing me some nasty skank with a hole in her neck because she smoked her whole life or some dude with half a face because he chewed tobacco forever doesn't affect me at all. And I've got news for you, it doesn't affect anybody that smokes or chews tobacco either. All those douchebags on those commercials that end up having little asterisks over their heads when you've wowed them with your amazing information about how terrible tobacco is are just a bunch of homos that already had their own little crusades against tobacco. I'm so sick of you jerks trying to gross me out to tell me not to use tobacco. Also, I'm from North Carolina and tobacco USED to be this damn state's livelihood, but thanks to whiny jerks like you who want to sue tobacco companies for the idiocy of America, tobacco farmers had to take it up the rear! Thanks! The other thing that really pisses me off is those stupid anti-abortion people that I remember setting up their crap in the brickyard at State. First of all, I'm pro-life...extremely pro-life! BUT, I don't think displaying a bunch of pictures of late-term aborted fetuses is the way to win hearts and minds. All you succeeded in doing was grossing a bunch of people out, especially when it was right in front of the place where almost everybody on campus goes to eat lunch everyday! How twisted do you have to be?!? I think I'd rather just have the crazy brickyard evangelist, Gary, tell people they will go to hell if they have abortions instead of that! That seems a little less evasive to me! But whatever. I guess that's why I didn't major in Communications and why I don't design advertising campaigns. But it will still piss me off, so these losers can go screw themselves! Slán go fóill!

Stop whining about T.O.!!!

OK. After Sunday's ridiculous performance by the Cowboys against the Eagles, I was naturally a little bit pissed off. And surprise, it has NOTHING to do with Terrell Owens!! GET OFF IT!!! If you want to bitch about somebody, bitch about Drew Bledsoe, bitch about the piss poor blocking of the offensive line!! Stop shoving a camera up T.O.'s nose every time he turns around. I'm one hell of a competitive guy and I can tell you, if I'm losing, I'm going to be PISSED OFF!! That's one of the reasons I can say that I like T.O. Now I will admit his antics went way overboard last season with the Eagles, but, in my opinion, the entire organization just didn't seem to give a crap about him. You knew he was cocky as hell when you signed him, and then you expected him to roll over and do whatever the crap you wanted him to?? Get real!! So, I'll give the guy a LITTLE slack on that and say that the Eagles didn't appreciate ANYTHING that he had to offer. And I gotta tell you, in those circumstances, I'd be a little pissed off, too! T.O. is responsible for one of the greatest catches I have EVER seen in NFL history. Dwight Clark doesn't even hold a candle to T.O. when it comes to this grab. It was Packers vs. Niners and T.O. was right across the goal line and took a pass in between two Packer defenders. He then got absolutely LEVELED by these guys! I don't see how he got back up, much less held on to the ball! Ever since then, I've known that T.O. was and would continue to be a great player. I can say that he let a lot go to his head and he should calm down a little bit, but I also know that I'm not out there. I know a hundred guys that would be the same, if not worse, if they were out on that field. All I can really say is that I wish everybody would stop with the hype and just watch some damn football! It's not a soap opera. If you want to watch a soap opera, then by all means, record some during the day while you're at work and you can watch the drama unfold whenever the hell you want to! You can leave the football watching to the guys that are right there with T.O. gettin' pissed when their team's down. Instead of yelling at their teammates, they're swearing and throwing crap at their TV's. And I can also say that T.O. is probably tame compared to what Parcells said to the team after the game! So, if you please, get off T.O.'s back. I mean, if anything, you're just pissing him off more by saying how much of a bad sport he is!

Technology+Cars=Crap

Advances in technology lead to easier lives, right? Sure, unless you're talking about your car! Nowadays, EVERYTHING in your car 1. breaks WAY too easily and 2. is WAY too expensive to fix! My first car was a 1978 Chevy Nova. Man, that car was awesome! Not only was it a 4-door sedan with a freakin' 305 V8 stock engine, but the frame and body were made out of this funny material called METAL! I mean seriously, try and find a nice 4-door sedan today that has anywhere in the same neighborhood of power that the Nova had! That's right, you can't find one! Everybody wants a fuel efficient car now, with 4 tiny little cylinders and 47 million miles to the gallon. Oh, but try accelerating from a stop or, heaven forbid, simply driving in the mountains with a 4 cylinder car, it just doesn't work out too well. I think I know why all those pansies with Honda Civics pay more than what their car is worth for engine modifications. It isn't so they'll be fast, it's just so they can accelerate like a normal car should. Oh, let's get to that fixing the crap that breaks thing, and things will most definitely break! On the Nova, you could narrow things down relatively easily. When their aren't 50,000 electronic components in the engine, it's pretty simple stuff. Take the carburetor vs. fuel injection for instance. Sure, fuel injection is more efficient, but if something goes wrong with the fuel injection system, can you fix it yourself? NO! You have to take to some jackass who would charge his own mother $500 just to change a spark plug! Heck, with a carburetor, you could fix most all your problems with an old toothbrush or, most of the time, just a squirt or two of WD-40! How can you beat that?? But oh well, I guess we'll have to settle for computers on wheels that break whenever they feel like it and then just get used to taking it up the rear at the mechanic's. Well, I think I've picked this bone clean, so I'll say goodbye until next time! Slán!

Exactly what I'm doing

It's only appropriate that I let everybody know what exactly this thing is all about. If you've seen Family Guy, you'll be familiar with the episode where Peter became a reporter and had his own segment on the news called, "You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?" Well, this will a lot like that. I'll do my best to share my gripes and pet peeves in a humorous fashion and hopefully entertain you good folks who decide to read this thing. It's definitely not my intention offend anybody, so I will say, if you don't like what you reading, then don't read it! Other than that, enjoy my stupidity and aggravation!